Episode 03 - Bounty Hunters

Episode 03 - Bounty Hunters

Starring: Trish Stratus, Boomer Philips, Frank Zupancic

Crimes: Virulent sexism; offensive to Asians, Italians, people who like good things; an overload of fan-service, upskirts, downshirts, catfights, main characters who are massive hypocrites, uninteresting actions scenes, allowing a man named Boomer to improv, allowing a pro wrestler to use wrestling moves in fights, the phrase "Rub and Tug," being the most Canadian movie since "Canadian Bacon."

IMDB Score: 3.5/10


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Halfisode 03 - MPDG

Halfisode 03 - MPDG

This week: Spinning off of our "Elizabethtown" episode, we get a little weird with the concept of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Film criticism and philosophy make a surprise cameo.

Song of the Week: Allo Darlin' - Woody Allen




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Episode 02 - Elizabethtown

Episode 02 - Elizabethtown

Starring: Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Jessica Biel, Judy Greer, Paula Deen

Crimes: Overdosing on "Manic Pixie Dream Girl," trying to make Orlando Bloom a leading man, making us feel embarrassed for Susan Sarandon, crimes against accents, romance based on creepy stalkerness, 'Aw shucks Southern hospitality, making Paula Deen the most tolerable person in a group, "I guess this is all mostly about a shoe?"

Netflix Average Rating: 3.2

IMDB Score: 6.3/10


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