Episode 07 - Sudden Death

Episode 07 - Sudden Death

Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Powers Boothe

Crimes: NONE YOU IDIOT. Once lame June ends then the true holiday month can begin - JUNE-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. Okay I guess if there's one crime it's being a bit too Die Hard-y but is that so bad? (No.)

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Episode 06 - The Golden Child

Episode 06 - The Golden Child

Starring: Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance, Victor Wong, James Hong, Charlotte Lewis, J.L. Reate

Crimes: Eddie Murphy doing lazy Beverly Hills Cop, abysmal headwear, more racism, oatmeal as a plot device, Dragon rape, sullying the good voice of Dr. Claw, the weirdest claymation scene you will probably ever see in a film.

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